April 25, 2016
CATCH A TIGER BY THE, UM, TONGUE?
News Channel 9: “It’s not unusual to see a cat roaming the neighborhood now and then, but this particular cat caused quite a scene. ‘I see something run into the bushes, it was really big, and Jonathan hopped out of the car was like ‘I’m gonna go catch it,’ said Erin Poole. ‘I see the collar and leash. I just walked up to it, and it ran up to me and started kissing me in the face and licking me,’ said Jonathan Gessner. Gessner and Poole said they couldn’t believe their eyes or their luck, not only finding a tiger roaming the streets, but a friendly one. But now Conroe, Texas police would like a friendly word with the tiger’s owner.”